Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

I have to admit that when it comes to spam emails, I usual just hit the junk and delete buttons. However, lately, I have begun reading them. Why not? I mean you should see some of the stuff that comes into the inbox I monitor at work.

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We have Mark who emails us almost daily his resume for a Plumbing Estimator Position (We are a tech company that supports medics, firefighters, and first responders, as well as others in the healthcare professions. I’m pretty sure none of us are clogged up enough to need a plumber in our behinds.) Then there is Donna who send mass amounts of encrypted messages to us each day. Every once in a while her friend Fran joins in. I’m sorry Donna and Fran, but I don’t know you. I cannot open your encrypted invitation.

There are also countless emails in Russian and Chinese that of course I have to translate. They’re mainly just wanting to be our printing suppliers, or give us random facts, about what you ask? Nothing in particular. Just that they can be cheap, they have great office spaces, and how to get more followers on our blog. This leads me to ask what blog?

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We have a form that users can fill out for assistance with one of our programs. I love the spam that this generates from bots. Usually it’s selling something, telling us to go to craigslist, or, my favorite, Justin Beiber Dre Beats, because it’s all that is on my mind.

Then there are my favorites. These are the ones that make no sense, but are awesome reads:

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Now these are the ones that are spam. I should put together some of the requests for help we receive. Oh the giggles and head shakes that would ensue.

I’m going to give this post a +1.